I Am A Little Teapot Of Borg

What happens when you translate “I’m A Little Teapot” into Lojban and then back into English? When I get all steamed-up, resistance is futile. You will hear me shout. You will be tipped over and poured into Borg.

Lojban translation

Pronunciation

mi’e cmalu tcatipax MEEheh SHMAloo CHAteepach*
noi tordu je plana noi TORdu zheh PLAHnah
ti po’emi veljai tee POhemee VELzh-eye
ti po’emi tubnu tee POhemee TOOBnoo
fau jaurgapci tirna lo siclu fow zhowrGAHPshee TEERnah loe SEEshloo
ko carna je rinci mi koe SHARnah zheh REENshee mee)
*(X is pronounced as in the Scottish “loCH” or Spanish “meXico.”)

Translation Back Into English

Self-introductory vocative: the speaker is a small (in unspecified properties or dimensions as compared with a standard or norm) pot, kettle, urn, tub, sink or deep container to contain a quantity of beverage brewed from leaves,

which is incidentally short in the longest dimension or direction by an unspecified measurement standard, and plump, fat, obese, excessively thick, bulbous, or swollen by an unspecified standard.

Immediate demonstrative it is the speaker’s inalienably-possessed locus that is gripped, held, clutched, seized or hugged.

Immediate demonstrative it is the speaker’s inalienably-possessed length of tubing, pipe or hollow cylinder of unspecified material.

In the event of water vapor, audibly hear a whistle, note, tone or melody.

Imperative-you turn or rotate the speaker in an unspecified direction around an axis that is flat, level, or horizontal in an unspecified gravity or frame of reference, and drain, strain or flush liquid or fluid from the speaker through the typical orifice by force of gravity.

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